I am a man of constant boners,
I see hooters everywhere.
I will bid farewell to my virginity
Down in the place with pubic hair.
REFRAIN:
Down in the place with pubic hair.
Maybe bimbos think I'm just a half-mind,
Wanker, looking for some whore.
But I guarantee that my pudenda
Will satisfy, and leave them sore.
REFRAIN:
He'll satisfy, and leave them sore.
For six long miles I've been real thirsty,
No six-packs on trail I found.
For on this hash I'm bound to tumble,
I have no beer to help me now.
REFRAIN:
He has no beer to help him now.
I have hashed for hours in some deep valley,
Many falses I have found.
Someday I may learn to skip the buses,
To stay at camp and fuck around.
REFRAIN:
He'll stay at camp and fuck around!
So it's fare thee well to my old liver,
I don't expect it'll be the same.
For I've got to do so many down-downs,
Perhaps I'll get a new hash name
REFRAIN:
Perhaps he'll get a new hash name.
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Line Number: 82
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Line: 82
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File: /hermes/walnacweb04/walnacweb04ai/b2912/ey.phoenixhhh/hash_hymnal/applicationv3.001/controllers/Song.php
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Function: view
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Function: require_once
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