Head? Who said head?
I'll take some of that!
Oooh-rah!
And I did, and it was good,
And there was much rejoicing.
And then we fucked. We fucked for hours,
Uprooting trees, bushes, and flowers.
Frightening small children and woodland animals.
{optional verse}
We fucked on the back forty,
On a tractor in 3rd gear.
We fucked with power tools.
We fucked with back hoes, and front hoes?
and hoes of all kinds (pointing around circle)
We fucked for hours, and then she bitched about it 4 hours.
We fucked like Vikings, with horns on our head.
Head? Who said head?
I'll take some of that!
Oooh-rah!
{Optional}
And then she went into the kitchen and got me a beer.
and I said "what? no sandwich?"
Then she stuck a finger up my ass. And I quivered.
It wasn't fun! It wasn't funny! It was dangerous!
So I took my football, and my dog, and my truck, and I went home.
So fuck you, you fucking fuck.
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