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Balls to Mr. Benglestein Tune of: Ach, Du Lieber, Augustin

Leader: And now, gentlemen, a prayer,
A prayer for the constipated.
Pack: SHIT!
Leader: A prayer for the frustrated.
Pack: FUCK!
Leader: A prayer for the dehydrated.
Pack: BEER!
Leader: A prayer for the emasculated.
Pack: BALLS!

Balls to Mr. Benglestein, Benglestein, Benglestein,
Balls to Mr. Benglestein, dirty old man.

He sits on the steeple and shits on the people,
So balls to Mr. Benglestein, dirty old man.

He keeps us all waiting while he's masturbating,
So balls to Mr. Benglestein, dirty old man.

He ups and he downs them, he fucking well grinds them,
So balls to Mr. Benglestein, dirty old man.

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