The Gender Bender Song Tune of: I Will Survive

I used to be a man, now I'm sterilized.
Thinking why do I need a woman, always by my side?
So now I spend so much time, simply playin' with myself,
You know I cum so well alone, I don't need nobody else.

Oh no not I, I will survive,
I've had my HIV tested, and I think I'll stay alive.
Maybe I gotta a month, or perhaps even two, who gives a shit anyway,
If I didn't fuck you

So turn your back, grease out your rear.
Stick out your arse now, and I'll fuck you right here.
It don't really matter, if you're a guy or a girl
I am a Gender Bender, I make the meek & humble hurl.

Oh no not I, I will survive, if you like forget the rubbers, and we'll let this virus thrive.
I really don't give a shit, cause it can't affect me, spread your cheeks now bitch, I'll give you this one for free.