Handsome Hasher Tune of: Pretty Woman

Handsome Hasher, running down the street,
Handsome Hasher, the kind I like to meet,
Handsome Hasher, I don't believe you, you're not true,
No one could be hung like you.

Handsome Hasher, won't you pardon me,
Handsome Hasher, I couldn't help but see,
Handsome hasher, you look horny, I can see,
Are you horny just like me?

Handsome Hasher, stop a while,
Handsome Hasher, talk a while,
Handsome Hasher, give your cock to me,
Handsome Hasher, yeh, yeh, yeh.

Handsome Hasher, say you'll come,
Handsome Hasher, say you'll come with me,
Cause I need you, I'll treat you right,
Come with me baby, be mine tonight.

Handsome Hasher, don't run on by,
Handsome Hasher, don't make me cry,
Handsome Hasher, don't run away.
OK, if that's the way it must be, OK,
I guess I'll go home and masturbate,
There'll be tomorrow night, I'll wait.

What do I see?
Is he jogging back to me?
Yes, he's jogging back to me,
Oh, oh, handsome Hasher.