Hasher Men (and Women) Tune of: This Old Man

(__________ = your favorite hash)

HARRIETTES' VERSES:
__________ men, they play one,
They think they have all the fun.

CHORUS:
With a knick knack, paddy whack, give themselves a bone,
__________ men have sex alone.

__________ men, they play two,
They can't get it up to screw.

__________ men, they play three,
They think they get sex for free.

__________ men, they play four,
They can't get it up to score.

__________ men, they play five,
They don't have enough sex drive.

__________ men, they play six,
Little men with little dicks.

__________ men, they play seven,
Masturbation is their heaven.

__________ men, they play eight,
They can't get their dicks in straight.

__________ men, they play nine,
They take theirs up from behind.

__________ men, they play ten,
Little boys who think they're men.

HARRIERS' VERSES:
__________ women, they play one,
They don't know how to get it on.

CHORUS:
With a knick knack, paddy whack, give themselves a tickle,
__________ women use a pickle.

__________ women, they play two,
They say, "Not now, I've got the flu."

__________ women, they play three,
They say, "Not now, I've got to pee."

__________ women, they play four,
They say, "Not now, who's at the door?"

__________ women, they play five,
They'll cut your dick off with a knife.

__________ women, they play six,
They're never satisfied with our pricks.

__________ women, they play seven,
Life without sex is their idea of heaven.

__________ women, they play eight,
They always seem to have a headache.

__________ women, they play nine,
Their sex lives are in decline.

__________ women, they play ten,
If they were better looking they might get some men.