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If I Only Had Half A Brain Tune of: If I Only Had A Brain

I could hash away the hours, runnin' through the flowers
Consultin' with the rain.
And my balls I'd be scratchin' while my friends were busy hashin'
If I only had half a brain.

I'd unravel every riddle for any individ'le,
Doubled over or in pain.
With the thoughts you'll be thinkin' you could be another Clinton
If you only had half a brain.

Oh, I could tell you why The Dogman never scores.
I'd do lots of things, I'd never done outdoors.
And then I'd sit, and drink some more.

It would not be just a hash' my head all full of trash'
My shoes all full of rain.
I would dance and be merry, life would be so fuckin' merry,
If I only had half a brain.

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