La cock'll choke you, la cock'll choke you,
If you put it down my throat,
La cock'll choke you, la cock'll choke you,
Get off my face you big fat bloat.
La cock'll choke you, la cock'll choke you,
Eet's too beeg for my small mouth,
La cock'll choke you, la cock'll choke you,
I don' go north, I just go south.
La cock'll choke you, eet make me gag, too,
It can really make me squirm,
La cock'll choke you, la cock'll choke you,
I'd rather suck tequila worm.