I'm Leaving on a Hash Run Tune of: I'm Leaving on a Jet Plane

All my flours packed, I'm ready to go
I'm standing here outside your door
I hate to tank you up and say goodbye
But the trail is breakin', its early morn'
The hash is waiting, they’re blowin' the horn
Already I'm so thirsty I could cry.

CHORUS:
So chase me and cheer for me
Tell me that you'll leer for me
Chase me like you really want me so
I'm leavin' on a hash run
I don't know when I'll be back again
Oh, beer, I hate to go.

There's so many times I've laid flour down
So many times I've screwed around
I tell you now, It’s the best damned thing
Every place I hash, I think of you
Every down I do, I do for you
When I come back, I'll wear your cock ring.

Now the time has come to leave you
One more time let me frig you
Then close your eyes, I'll be on my way.
Dream about the hash to come
When I won't have to hash alone
About the times, I won't have to say, (chorus)