Bible / Missionary

All Verses

• liquor / lick her
• double kit-kat / 4 fingers
• whale / free willy
• encyclopedia / my index
• Pickup Truck / Ram
• Cottage Cheese / My Smegma
• Ketchup / My special sauce
• Meat / Sausage
• Fishing Rod / Pole
• Carpet / Shag
• Beef / Pork
• Golf Set / A Hole In One
• Camel / Hump
• Fabric / Felt
• Plastic / Rubbers
• Translator / Cunning Linguist
• Glazed Doughnut / Cream Filled
• Power Drill / Drilled
• Black & Decker drill / Decked
• Screwdriver / Screwed
• Gun / Banged
• Metaphysical conversation / Fucked
• Sailors / Seamen
• Pipe / Hosing
• Stockings / Hosing
• Plumber / Pipes Cleaned
• Butter / Spread
• Elevator / Shafted
• Jewelry / Pearl necklace
• Pimp Rod / Magic Stick
• Assistance / AIDs
• Fresh Fruits / Dirty Banana
• Latex Gloves / Dick in a Rubber
• A trunk road from Newcastle to Carlisle / A69
• An Umbrella/ We didn't have one, so I screwed her/him anyway!
• Semi-aquatic mammal / Beaver
• Pirate ship / Jolly rogering
• Ruler / 12 inches
• Water / all wet
• the alphabet / STD
• Mashed potatoes / a stuffing
• Rooster / cock
• ham / porking
• seafood / crabs
• ovation / the clap
• apples / her cherry I took
• burgers / sausage
• barbecue / spit roast
• hammer / nailed
• nail / screwed
• screen door / back door
• surprise / shocker
• manicure / facial
• Silver Bathtub / Golden Shower
• Bannister / Railing
• A german method of coal extraction / Mine Shaft
• Shotgun / Her Pump Action I got
• Bowling ball / 3 fingers and thrown in the gutter
• Public speaker / Master debator
• Right Honorable Gentleman / Upstanding member
• Extension Cord / The Shocker
• One Minute Man / (Person's name)
• Apple pie / Cream pie
• Oh Henry / Mr. Big
• Big Mac/ My Whopper
• Calendar / 9 Months
• Skeleton / Boner
• Bible / Missionary
• Abortion / Kicked down the stairs
• Orgasm / Who cares
• Mr Clean / Dirty Sanchez
• oil change / lube job with complimentary undercarriage inspection