Chattin' with Sponge Dick,
Scratching a deer tick,
All of those wankers covered with soil.
Strummin' my six inch,
Feeling a butt pinch,
Smells like Hillfrigger, I'm ready to hurl.
Wastin' away again at the Megahash,
Searching for a lost dollop of flour,
Some wankers took the turkey trail,
But I know I've been out here for hours.
(tiny tank verse)
I don't know the reason,
I hare this each season,
Nothin' to show but this brand new PI,
But it's on my booty,
Shaped like a cootie,
How it got there I'm still asking why.
Wastin' away again at the Megahash,
Searching for a lost dollop of flour,
Some wankers took the turkey trail,
But I know I've been out here for hours.