Short Cutter's Song Tune of: Suicide Is Painless (M.A.S.H. Theme

Through a hungover fog I see,
Visions of a hash to be.
The on-in site comes clear to me,
I'll run straight there whit childish glee.
'cause

Shortcutters are shameless
The on-in site they hope they'll guess
but they come in dead last usually
I ran through a BT today
To catch the hares I hoped and prayed.
The bastards went the other way
and I came in last, what's left to say
But

Shortcutters are shameless,
The on-in site we hope we'll guess
but we come in dead last usually
Now all these beers have slowed me down,
and made my belly full and round
shortcutting's the path I've found
so sing a song and I'll drink it down!
'cause

Shortcutters are shameless
The on-in site I hoped I'd guess
but I came in dead last as you see
and you can short cut with me if you please